Bad Spider-Man Jokes

Jokes about your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Q: What's Spider-Man's favorite website? A: The one he's currently swinging from!

Q: Why did Spider-Man get fired from the bakery? A: He kept leaving cobwebs on the muffins!

Q: What's Spider-Man's favorite type of music? A: Web-step!

Q: Why is Spider-Man always late? A: He gets caught in a web of responsibilities!

Q: What does Spider-Man use to navigate the internet? A: A web browser!

Q: Why did Spider-Man break up with Mary Jane? A: He felt like he was always caught in her web of drama!

Q: What do you call Spider-Man after he's been working out? A: Shredded!

Q: What's Spider-Man's least favorite day of the week? A: Web-nesday!

Spider-Man walks into a bar... ...and sticks to the ceiling.

Q: What's Spider-Man's favorite part of a joke? A: The punchline where he webs them up!

Enjoy your laugh!